Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?
Kids will fall down for no fucking apparent reason. I have seen it in person several times. It’s fucking hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
it’s cuz their heads are so fucking huge. get a 2-year-old to try to put their hands together above their head. now you do it. see how much fucking space you have and they don’t? that’s cuz their brains are so goddamn big and their tiny bodies can’t keep up.
my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him